Meet the No Pants Players
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JASON DUNBAR
“Who did this?” asked the doctor that delivered Jason.
Jason is now bigger than that day and often times people still ask that question about him. He is now a father himself, of Andrew his son and Ava his daughter. His lovely wife Jamie is still recovering from the shock of marrying Jason.
Then there’s Molly, his dog. She’s the only normal one in the Dunbar home, and she’s covered in brown fur and barks at recycling bags.
Many of his fans, critics, and mortal enemies agree that Jason is undoubtedly the reincarnation of some famous dead person. At this point, it’s looking like Evel Kneival or Robert Goulet, but no one is certain. Jason is writing an outrageously good book and truly, deeply, passionately loves to perform with the NPP, his best friends in the world.