Meet the No Pants Players

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Duncan StokesJason DunbarJeff BukovinskyJoe WallaceStuart FrazierTony SlackBrian RollerKevin Pauley

BRIAN ROLLER

Brian Roller has been called one of the best physical actors seen (by Kevin) in a long time. In a newspaper no less! He's also been called many other less pleasant things, though not in a newspaper. His past work includes falling down stairs, imitating various animals, getting beaten up, and multiple instances of kicking himself in the face (the record is 13 times in succession). He also did some plays (if you care about that sort of thing). Beyond the physical, Brian is known for...

Did I mention he can kick himself in the face?

Oh well... here's some parts he's played: Audrey II - Little Shop of Horrors; Gary Lejune - Noises Off; Billy Crocker - Anything Goes; Horatio - Hamlet; Andrew Rally - I Hate Hamlet; Guildenstern - Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead; George Spelvin - The Actor's Nightmare; Edmund - The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.

There's more here somewhere, but I'm not bothering to look them up. Just think "wacky guy" and you'll get the picture.

Brian would like to take this moment to apologize for the man writing his bio. That man is an insufferable jerk (Brian wrote it himself).